HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS
They come in all ages and sizes, so, how do you pick up chicks?
Here are some surefire pick-up lines:
"You smell like happy feels."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"If a fat man puts you in his bag tonight, don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have five cents."
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
"Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?"
"You don't sweat much for a fat chic."
"Here's twenty dollars. Drink until I'm really good looking and then come talk to me."
"Do you want to dance with the big, bad wolf?" (If she responds with a "No" say...) "It's okay, the other two pigs said no, too."
"Do you want to dance?" (If she responds with a "No" say...) "Maybe you didn't hear me. I said you look really fat in those pants."
"Excuse me, did you just fart?"
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly?"
"Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?"
"Hey, honey, anybody ever tell you I've got beautiful eyes?"
Good luck and happy chick pickin'!